Whatever sense of humor people have they tend to lose it when boarding the airplane: everybody’s preoccupied with getting settled into their seat as quickly as possible. Yesterday I was getting onboard and I very politely asked the guy in the seat behind me if would mind swapping seats with me so that his wife and I could sit together.
No sense of humor.
Took the wife and kids to Venice Beach today. I grew up in Long Beach but as I, incredibly, had never been to Venice Beach. Otherwise I would never have dreamed of bringing my family with me, naturally. Anyway, the boardwalk there there has a freak show. For five bucks you can see a man with tattoos all over his body and a bearded woman. In other words, the exact same people you see walking up and down the Venice Boardwalk. For free. This freak show needs to hit the road – maybe downtown Bismarck, North Dakota or something.
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In Hollywood there’s a saying: stalking is the sincerest form of flattery.
There’s a certain private club in Hollywood I perform at where business cards are regularly exchanged and the weekend crowds can be excessively drunk. Apparently I gave my business card to one of the latter because every Friday night at 3 a.m. after that my wife and I would be wakened by a 3 a.m. phone call each Friday from somebody shouting over his buddies to tell me how much he loved my performance at The Magic Castle.
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