10: South Sudan (world’s newest country)
9: Brazil (hosted World Cup, to host Olympics)
8: Germany (still scoring against Brazil, apparently)
7: North Korea (Elvis)
6: Canada (so big it could be it’s own country. Heh heh, American humor.)
5: Mexico: (number one exporter of Guatemalan babies)
4: United States (number one importer of Guatemalan babies)
3: South Africa (legless man vomiting in courtroom)
2: Iraq (what is it now?)
1: Russia (because a broken clock apparently can be wrong all day)
